Form MC-2 · Revision 7 · General Correspondence

General Correspondence Application

McNadoes does not have a general contact email. We have this form. Complete all required fields. The form does not autosave. If you are here about a hardship or emergency, you want Form MC-7.

McNadoes is currently fully committed through Q4 2027. This form is for correspondence only. Submitting a project inquiry through a correspondence form does not constitute a project inquiry.

Section 1 — Correspondent Identification

First Name *

Last Name *

Organization *

NAICS Industry Code *

Available at census.gov/naics. If you do not know your NAICS code, determine it before proceeding.

Email Address *

Phone Number *

Format: (###) ###-####. Other formats are not accepted.

D-U-N-S Number (if applicable)

Required for all organizations with more than 12 employees. Leave blank only if your organization has 12 or fewer employees.

Section 2 — Geographic Eligibility

State of Operation *

If you selected "Other," your inquiry may not receive a response. McNadoes operates in seven states. Your state may not be one of them.

Approximate Distance from Wichita, KS (miles) *

McNadoes does not serve locations more than 800 miles from Wichita. Estimates within 50 miles are acceptable.

Have you personally witnessed a tornado? *

Yes No

This does not affect eligibility. We ask because it is useful context. Answering "No" does not disqualify you. It does, however, give Steve something to work with.

Section 3 — Nature of Correspondence

Correspondence Type *

How did you learn about McNadoes? *

Message *

Minimum 50 words.

0 words

Section 4 — Qualification Questions

What is the approximate maximum wind speed of an EF-2 tornado, in miles per hour? *

Round to the nearest 5 mph. This is not a trick question. It is a baseline competency check. The answer is publicly available.

Are you currently involved in litigation with, or on behalf of, any atmospheric event? *

No Yes — see Attachment H

If yes, attach documentation as Attachment H. There is no attachment functionality on this form. Mail it.

I confirm that I am submitting this form because I have a genuine, good-faith reason to correspond with McNadoes Corporation, and not because I think a tornado services company is funny and I want to see what happens. I understand that Steve McKay has seen this form many times and can usually tell.

Before You Write

— If you are an existing client, contact your account representative. Do not use this form.
— If you have a hardship or emergency, use Form MC-7. This is not that form.
— If you are a journalist, select 'Media Request' and be specific. 'Can I interview Steve about the tornadoes' is not specific.
— If you are calling to verify this company is real: it is. Steve is real. The tornadoes are real.
— If your question is answered on this website, we will tell you that. Read the website first.

Response Policy

McNadoes responds to correspondence in the order received, with the following exceptions:

Existing client inquiries are prioritized.
Government and regulatory inquiries are prioritized.
Inquiries that begin with "Quick question —" are deprioritized.
Inquiries containing the phrase "go viral" are not responded to.